So today I get a free moment to write some blog, and over the past couple of days I've had a couple of moments where I've said to myself "I can moan about that in my blog!!!"... but I've forgotten what most of them were, so instead I shall talk about online gameplay in the current generation of game systems...
Why are online players such twats? Seriously, they are just retarded. I think when you access online gameplay you should have to do an IQ test just to make sure your behaviour is socially acceptable, because some people are just retarded. GTA4 has a brilliant setup of online game modes, so if you wana shoot stuff, you can shoot stuff, and if you wana drive round happy, you can drive round happy. Wanna drive round angry? Brilliant! We've got a separate game mode for that too!!! BUT... because retards own game consoles (because they can afford them as the government pays you money to be retarded these days), all of these brilliant modes get SMOOSHED together, and you get angry drivers on the calm driving mode, and people that want to shoot the shit out of you on the "Lets live harmoniously" mode... This is irritating to say the least.
But it doesn't stop with the governmentally funded retards either, you also get the other end of the spectrum... the HACKERS. Now these guys are BRILLIANT, thats all that can be said, they have the creative genius to hack into the games coding, and edit it so it works in thier favour, which would be great, if they did it in a way that wasn't completely obvious... for example make the game run so you have unlimited grenades, because as soon as the other players realise you keep respawning with grenades which you shouldn't have, they don't want to play any more! It's simple... people don't like playing with cheats...
The moral of this story is - The concept of bringing people all over the world together through gaming is a charming notion.... however we do have to accomodate for the retards in this world, and hence it is no longer a charming notion, but more like an oppertunity to start feeling suicidal prematurely and wanting to take the world and all the people in it with you.
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I love it!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget though, that the majority of gamers you are playing, are probably children. Perhaps competitor age range selection should be an option too!
btw, I only spotted one spelling mistake too, well done! ;-)
GTA4 is an 18 aged game.... and if kids are playing then that is purely an example of bad parenting.
ReplyDeleteand also... get a profile mum, seriously... your not anonymous... i know its you
LOL! :-D
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