Enquiry Centre.....

So, an Enquiry Centre was staring at me the other day. Practically FLIRTING with me. It was saying "Go on! Ask me anything *wink*". And at first I was quite embarrassed, but then I took her out for cocktails and everything was good...

But seriously, jokes aside, an Enquiry Centre SHOULD be somewhere you can go to ENQUIRE about anything you wish. In an ideal world, that is exactly how it would work. But as we all know by now this is not an ideal world, and things do not do exactly what they say on the tin. Infact, as I recently found out, all an "enquiry centre" does is wait for you to go in and enquire, and then tell you where you should go if you want your enquiry to be answered. Which is FUCKING STUPID! I KNOW if I need to enquire about finances, I should go to a financial enquires centre. Or if i want to enquire about my health, i would go to a health enquiry centre (a.k.a the doctors.) BUT if I have two separate things I need to enquire about, say... finance AND health, APPARENTLY I would be wrong to assume that a general "enquiry centre" would answer my questions, because what the enquiry centre does is send me to financial enquiry and health enquiry centre's. Which I could have gone to anyway because I'm not FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

All this could easily be solved, simply change the name of the Enquiry Centre to Enquiry Enquiry Centre. Then there would be no more confusion. Except no-one would use it because who would want to enquire about enquiries? At the end of the day we can come to the conclusion that the only reason it is just called an Enquiry Centre, is so people DO get confused and go in there. If it was named the more accurate "Enquiry Enquiry Centre" it would have about as much business as a hooker with no head and a smooth patch.