Played 'I went to the supermarket and I bought' with my friends today... but with a sex shop, and this is what we got...
I went to the sex shop and I bought: Anal lube, butt plugs, a cock ring, a dildo, ear muffs, fanny flaps, gash implants, high heels, interesting pornos, jizz cream, kangeroo porn, lee's first porno, marshmellow flavour condoms, a necrophilia starter kit, orgasm juice, a penis enlarger, Queerology (the karma sutra for gays), a rhino shaped dildo, sexarama2 on DVD, a tranny, an ugly sex doll, vaginal exorcism (by kristian slater in 2005) , a wanker, an x-ray of someones penis, a yoyo shaped like boobs, and a zoology starter kit (a how to guide on how monkeys have sex in the wild in winter.)
Aren't we creative?
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