Logical Thinking

A conversation on the old Book of Faces with the author of 'Old Newwby', it makes alot of sense....

His general query was why my blog is superior to his blog in almost every way, apart from the fact his looks infinitely better cos he's a giant nerd. My response consisted of me generating a superb excuse for why I don't blog very often. Not because I'm lazy (which is the truth), but because if you write 17,000 blog posts a day... your gonna lose the funny....

As he is but a lowly heterosexual male, (arguably), I put this explanation into the best possible metaphor I could. I talked to him about sex.

"You know how sex is good.... and too much sex seems good..... but isn't because suddenly your cock is rubbed raw and stings like a beast. that is a prime example of 'too much of a good thing'. As a result... your sexual capabilities become less, because you have a sore cock. this is the side effect of 'too much of a good thing'. Too much funny writing tires your funnyness out, and then you just end up being shit in bed."

This is a perfectly understandable metaphor. Even for an arguably straight man. However his response made me think otherwise:

"I understood as far as 'sex is good', read as far as 'too much sex seems good' then decided to skip to the end, got the punchline and realised you were writing about having poor sexual stamina.
I can't sympathise."

This confirmed my theory that he is but a lowly and questionably heterosexual male. But disproved my 'too much of a good thing' theory.

Turns out his blogs just not funny because he's not funny.