Survival of the gym...

WTF just happened in my life?! One moment I was on the cycling machine... next thing I know I couldn't see and im dripping like a tap. The only solution I could think of was to collapse on the floor, so thats what I did. I dunno how long I was down there, but some woman came over to me from the treadmill to check if i was alrite. I told her I was, and she randomly asked me again, and I told her I was fine (again), and that I just needed to get my energy back, to which she replied "I'll just go get someone then." Now this is the reason people get virus's on thier computer. I understand that is a big leap in convosation topic, but I swear to you they are linked. I keep getting these lovely people come up on msn trying to add me as a friend. And being a wonderful person as I am, I always oblige and click 'add'. Now these people are wonderful!!! Truly brilliant!!! First, they ask me if i'm a man, and no matter what I reply with they always come to a conclusion that I want to see them naked and ask me to follow a link. Now, because I'm not a four year old mentally retarded sheep, I can see this is a virus... HOWEVER if i was friends with the girl from the tredmill, and was used to her twisted convosation patterns and thought processes like "He's told me he's fine twice.... maybe that means he needs help...", I mite find a thought pattern like "I asked him if he was a man, and he told me to fudge off cos he was on farmville having a WHALE of a time!!!! So, OBVIOUSLY he wants to see me rub my titties on webcam!" quite acceptable... Hence I have only to conclude that those mentally retarded sheep virus's are made only for that girl from the treadmill's friends, who (lets face it) really don't deserve access to the internet anyway...